Recycle, Baby

Sung to the tune of Santa, Baby (With Apologies to Marilyn and Madonna )

Recycle baby, keep the landfill clean and empty, easy!
Save our resources, yeah!Recycle baby, and hurry to the curbside tonight.

Recycle baby, plastic bottles all number two, some blue.
And some number ones, clear.
Recycle baby, and hurry to the curbside tonight.

Think of everything you'll save,
Keeping garbage from a landfill grave.
It would really be quite a treat,
To see your recycling bin full and neat.
Boo doo bee doo.

Recycle baby, cardboard, paper, steel and your glass.
Save gas!
It's a really cool thing.
Recycle baby, and hurry to the curbside tonight.

Recycle baby, it's up to you, please take the lead, indeed.
Don't be a grinch or a crab.
Recycle baby, and hurry to the curbside tonight.

Pay attention, be sure to crush every last can, by hand,
And don't take off that tab.
Recycle baby, and hurry to the curbside tonight.

Go and buy recycled, too.
Then you will really close the loop.
Spread the word to others who,
Might not know as much as you.
Boo doo bee doo.

Recycle baby, don't forget your Christmas tree, Grind Greens,
And I don't mean lettuce.
Recycle baby, and hurry to the curbside tonight.
Recycle baby, and hurry to the curbside tonight.



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